04 September 2009

breakfast confusion

As many of you know, I like to throw down in the kitchen. This "throwing-down" is not limited to dinner meals, but also included hearty breakfasts and fulfilling lunches. Years of silent culinary training from my mother have equipped me with a unique confidence in the kitchen not found among many of my peers. The hardest thing for me to confront and deal with when creating my edible gifts is always deciding what to throw in the pot, oven, or stove! Because of this I have become a pro at stealing recipes from my vegetarian friends or subtracting meat from the recipes of my carnivore pals and making them veg friendly.

Even harder than coming up with recipes is DECIDING WHAT TO DRINK! It's so hard for me to choose between kool-aid or juice sometimes that I often just skip out on drinks altogether. I know this may sound weird, but deciding on what to drink sometimes stresses me out! I try to justify this self-inflicted thirst, and sometimes feel I succeed, but there's no denying that my indecisiveness is of no benefit! So here, loyal readers, I'm going to make a confession about something that I have been doing since a young age when no one is present to help me get over my thirst problem. I...mix....orange juice....milk...and....water when i eat breakfast sometimes! I know, I know, it may sound disgusting, and you may look at me different now, but I have to do so. Maybe one of you can stop me from doing this? I mean, it doesn't taste good, it's some psychological twirk that makes me do it! What help can you offer? ....Should I even stop.....???

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