i aint cryin (over spilled urng jurce)

i gotta tell you guys, lately i have been getting away with a lot of things. First I lie my way out of a ticket to a cop, and give him a fake name and address, i believe thats illegal. And just yesterday, in the grocery store across the street from my apartment complex, I ran mark free from ruining potential merchandise . Im sure you feel me on this one.. sometimes in grocery stores, you just dont wanna push around a buggy, especially in many LA grocery stores that are crowded out the wazoo. So, I skipped out on getting a buggy to push and looked for the little cute green cart thing that you are supposed to use when u have a small number of items to purchase. Well, there were none of these to be found...so I figured my hands would do just fine...Im walking, giving strangers the occassional smile, picking up butter, oatmeal, pine sol, you know.. the usual. Then, I get to the orange juice.....

Simply Orange is my favorite brand of orange juice because it does not come from concentrate, it does not have pulp in it, its tasty, and its just natural plain orange juice.

Now I must also tell you, Simply Orange comes in a heavy plastic bottle.

So, Im walking, strutting, looking fly....and out of nowhere, BAM BAM BOOM, Sundiata has dropped the orange juice, and it has busted all over aisle two. Also in aisle two were two Latina ladies about mid-40s, and a grocery store worker on his cell phone at the time. Sundiata looked at the women, looked at the grocery store stocker, kept on struttin as if nothing had happened.

I kinda feel that if i hadda stayed and lingered around, i would have been charged for something i could not utilize,... this recession has hit me hard, and that was not happenin....

moral of the story: dont ever linger around spilled juice, you might get your shoes messed up.