today i went to panda express to get some quality food to noursish my system. you know, the usual, beijing beef, orange chicken, fried rice, and a vegetable egg roll...yea, so anyway, im eating, texting, facebookin on the mobile, and also looking around. while looking around, i cant help but notice a young girl "ill-handle" her rice on a fork. then i see an old mexican guy do the same, and i take note of my own troubles with the fork in the case of eating rice. since i was a youngin, i have always wondered why people, especially us of the Western Hemisphere, continue to use forks to eat rice and knives to scoop out jelly from jars!?!?!? i, at the risk of possessing juvenile motor skills in the eyes of many amerikkkans, prefer to eat my rice with a nice round spoon, and scoop out jelly, jam, or marmalade from a jar with a spoon -- its just a lot easier. im sorry, but the look of possessing "proper Western utensil skills" is just not logical in this case to me. maybe you prefer, or find it convenient, to eat your rice with a fork, or scoop out your jelly laborously with a knife...but i dont....and i dont care...
absolute genius
3 years ago
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